Smack the ditz out of her.

Weekend Recap:

Friday:

• James met me after work and we hung out and shopped until the bus arrived
• We saw Courtney and Sima for about 5 seconds, then we took the train back to Quizeens
• Ate at what I thought was a Mexican restaurant that turned out to be Spanish and that shakes every time the subway goes by

Saturday:

• First stop on the Whirlwind NYC Tour: WTC site
• Second stop: Statue of Liberty
• Apparently, James and Alaina are NOT the only people in the world who haven't already seen Lady Liberty. The line was monstrous so we decided to not waste the time. And the water was super rough so instead of getting seasick, we sat on a bench and watched the boat hit the pier.
• Third stop: Canal Street/Chinatown/Little Italy
• Necklaces were bought, paninis and gelato were eaten, silver converse sneakers were stalked
• JAMES BOUGHT CARGO SHORTS
• Fourth stop: TOP OF THE ROCK
• Amazing. Totally work the $19.
• After walking 9 million miles, went home, ate, pre-gamed, and Marc joined the fun
  
• Went to Saloon and they played awesome music

Sunday:

• Ate a waffle sundae for breakfast (diet and gym starts today!)
• Walked in the rain
  
• Said goodbye
  
• Napppppppppppped

So that is the weekend in a nutshell. I think I'm becoming a fabulous tour guide.