Thursday Afternoon Rant

Random things that piss me off:

• Being the shortest person in all of Manhattan (along with the slowest walker and the palest)
• Random drips of "water" that fall from various places above me
  
• My apartment being dirty 24/7 (Note: this does not piss me off enough to actually do anything about it. It just annoys me enough to complain.)
• Getting a 25% raise by moving here and having LESS money than I did in DC
• My hair and its unableness to look nice
• Not getting a seat on the subway in the morning (this REALLY makes me mad, I feel like if I have to suffer out in Queens, I should AT LEAST be allowed to sit my fat ass down on my 9 hour commute.)
• Waking up and going to a job every morning (3 years in the workforce is enough, right?)
• These bullets in my list that won't show up in IE and I am too lazy to figure out why
• Being a "web designer"
• That if I eat ice cream every day, I WILL get fat
• My lack of celebrity sightings after over a month of stalking on my lunch hour
  

And finally, the number 1 thing that pisses me of....

• TODAY IS THURSDAY, NOT FRIDAY.