I am a horrible web designer.

BREAKING NEWS:

It has come to my attention that Queen here does not look her best when viewed in IE on a Windows machine. Another fine example of why we should all use MACS (or at least Firefox). So until I get my lazy butt around to fixing my CSS, DON'T LOOK AT ME IN DUMB INTERNET EXPLORER!!!

(You would think since this is what I do FOR A LIVING, I would have been smart enough to test my code in more than 1 PC browser. Apparently I am dumb.)

You may now return to your regularly scheduled work.